April Fools Day: Top 10 Watchmojo Top 10s

WHAT DID WE EVER DO BEFORE WATCHMOJO.COM? THEY ARE THE BEST SITE AND BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR MEDIA OF EVERY KIND, LET ME TELL YOU! NOBODY GETS THINGS QUITE LIKE THEY DO. THEY MAKE THE GREATEST TOP 10S, IN FACT LET ME SHOW YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE BY COMPILING MY TOP 10 WATCHMOJO TOP 10S! AND OKAY YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING – WHY IS THIS TOP 10 NOT NUMBERED? AND TO THAT I SAY THAT ONLY WATCHMOJO HAS THE AUTHORITY TO RANK FROM 10 TO 1. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LETS GO

 

“TOP 10 MOVIES OF ALL TIME”

BOY HOWDY AM I GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT DEFINITIVELY! HERE I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE TEN GREATEST MOVIES WERE. WE NOW KNOW THAT THEY WERE DEFINITIVELY Apocalypse Now, The Wizard of Oz, Gone with the Wind, The Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, The Empire Strikes Back, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, and The Godfather ARE THE TEN GREATEST FILMS OF ALL TIME.  REALLY GREAT STUFF, BUT IF WE’RE BEING 101% HONEST Shawshank Redemption IS WAY TOO HIGH ON THIS LIST AND IT SHOULD BE REMOVED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A TRUE GREAT LIKE The Godfather Part III or The Dark Knight Rises. BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT – THE POINT IS THAT WE NOW KNOW THE TEN BEST OF ALL TIME, AND SHOULD WATCH NO OTHER MOVIES AND DEBATE THE ISSUE NO FURTHER.

 

“TOP 10 RUTHLESS DICTATORS”

OH BOY THIS ONE BARELY BEATS “Top 10 Political Assassinations of the 20th Century,” BUT HEY EVERYONE LIKES AN INTERESTING AND COMPLEX VILLAIN. A LOT OF PEOPLE BASH THIS LIST BECAUSE THEY PICKED STALIN OVER HITLER BUT HEY THAT’S A TOUGH CHOICE THAT COULD HAVE GONE EITHER WAY

 

“TOP 10 MOST EXCITING TRAILERS OF FEBRUARY 2017”

WOW OH WOW WHY DON’T THEY DO THIS EVERY MONTH? THIS HAD ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THE #1 PICK WOULD BE THE ONE THEY INCLUDED IN THE THUMBNAIL?! CONSIDER ME SHOCKED. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SECOND SEASON OF STRANGER THINGS BUT I’M MORESO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT WATCHMOJO TOP 10 EXCITING TRAILERS.

 

“TOP 10 TIMES TAYLOR SWIFT GOT DISSED”

WATHCMOJO KNOWS BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT WE LOVE A GREAT ANTIHERO AND THIS VIDEO SHOWS IT SO WELL. EVERYONE’S OUT TO GET TAYLOR, SHE’S GOT MORE ENEMIES THAN BATMAN. THIS VIDEO’S GOT EVERYONE FROM MILEY CYRUS TO MICHAEL J FOX TO KANYE AND 41ST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE HW BUSH. THIS VIDEO DOESNT JUST COMPILE GRADE-A INSULTS BUT IT ALSO TELLS THE STORY OF A WONDERFUL MUSICIAN AND HER COOL SQUAD AND HER ABILITY TO BREAK HEARTS AND STUFF I DONT REALLY KNOW LET’S MOVE ONTO THE NEXT TOP 10 SHALL WE?

 

“TOP 10 SNAKE SCENES IN MOVIES”

I LOVE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT’S SO SPECIFIC. LIKE WHY? WHY SNAKES, YKNOW? WHATS UP WITH THAT? IT ENDS WITH THAT SCENE WITH SNAKES FROM Raiders of the Lost Ark WHICH IS NEAT BUT THIS LIST HAS A DISTINCT DISAPPOINTMENT FROM Snakes on a Plane WHICH CAME IN 6TH BUT HEY WHAT CAN YOU DO?

 

10 Points if you made it to the end of this article

20 Points if you read ever word

30 Points if the voice in your head shouted everything since it was in all caps

∞ Points if you watched every video in this post

Happy April Fool’s Day friends!

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