The Quixotic Quest of The Last Jedi’s Fan Remake

Rian Johnson’s tweets have been under great scrutiny ever since December of last year, with the premiere of Star Wars: the Last Jedi, the most divisive Star Wars film in the franchise’s history. His film has been received as polarizing; you either love it or regard it as a blasphemous retcon of your childhood passion. I wrote… Continue reading The Quixotic Quest of The Last Jedi’s Fan Remake

Solo: A Star Wars Story WILL BE A TRIUMPH | Citation Needed

With Solo: A Star Wars Story (great title, by the way) coming out soon, it’s time to take a look at the divide that’s going on with Hollywood Blockbusters. Young, quirky, weird directors are taking over Hollywood and it’s not right. I think it’s high time that such directors step aside and let the real Hollywood titans… Continue reading Solo: A Star Wars Story WILL BE A TRIUMPH | Citation Needed

TOP TEN GREATEST FAN THEORIES (April Fools Day 2018)

Toy Story 3 is actually about the characters dying and going through their own Divine Comedy. The whole idea of reading the various locations of heaven-hell-and-purgatory isn’t exactly a new and revolutionary idea. It’s all there – Sunnyside Daycare is a rank-based system like purgatory, the dump is full of fire and a Dante-esque punishment… Continue reading TOP TEN GREATEST FAN THEORIES (April Fools Day 2018)

IS DISNEY PAYING CRITICS? | Citation Needed

(This post is a work of satire.) All right everyone, check this!!!! Disney is paying critics, but everyone already knows that. What they might not know is how their new movie A Wrinkle In Time fits into all this. Well, let me tell you. What are the critics saying about Wrinkle in Time? 42% of Critics liked Wrinkle in Time, with… Continue reading IS DISNEY PAYING CRITICS? | Citation Needed

The Complicated Pros and Cons List of David And Dan

It was recently announced that David Benioff and D.B. Weiss (Also known as Dan Weiss) would be helming a new Star Wars trilogy. This trilogy would be completely independent, separate from the episodic storyline, from Rian Johnson’s upcoming trilogy, and (potentially) from the anthology series of Rogue One and Solo. The duo has served as showrunners for the… Continue reading The Complicated Pros and Cons List of David And Dan